Feel free to sing-a-long!
"I got eggs--they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
Of the es-tro-gen
My body's supplying
It's Fatigue-Defining!"
"You better plump up
Do-do-do
Cuz I need some eggs
Do-do-do
And my heart is set on yours!
(and my heart...)
You better plump up
Do-do-do
Cuz I need those eggs
Do-do-do
To my ute I must be true
Must be true
Must be true my ute for you"
"You're the Chicken that I want!
You are the Chick I want
Oh-oh-oh
Eggy
The Chicken that I want!
You are the Chick I want
Oh-oh-oh
The one for me
One for me
Oh eggs indeed
Whoo Hooo!"
Yes, if you haven't figured it out by now, I am a complete and total dork.
I make up songs for everything in life, so why should this be any different?!
Nicely done!! It should be sung while wearing black leather, of course.
ReplyDeleteLOL I loved that song!!!!!! you're a crack up. :) keep makin eggs girl! hey you mentioned something about migraines - i'd love to hear your thoughts. feel free to email me at cpeterson at hotmail
ReplyDeleteHa loving the adventures of Chicken, especially the song! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteK also likes to make up songs, she does it well - sadly I do not but still try lol
too fucking funny...I'm stuck in middle-of-nowhere LA learning how to escape from submerged helicopters, and this cracked me up and relieved some of my waiting-for-baby anxiety...thanks!
ReplyDeleteTHAT is freakin' hilarious. So glad I stopped by instead of doing things I really need to be doing.....
ReplyDeleteLove and hugs to you and your chicken! Bawk-Bawk!
Hilarious! Your songwriting capacity is astounding. ;) Maybe you ARE Sheryl Crow and just don't know it!
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome and I laughed outloud!
ReplyDeleteYou are so awesome!! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI hope that all is going well this morning with the egg collecting!!
xxoo
Oh Puffer, someday I will figure out a way to repay you for the Grease song that is looping through my head now! ;)
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