My secret? Showering with the boys.
Besides putting the bed in the living room, this is the second best idea I've had since they were born.
Of course I have to make sure I'm not sleeping with bits of PlayDoh or toy cars and you have to be pretty careful in the shower that you keep to your own end and don't step on a small child or their bath toys...but hey.
I'm up to that challenge if it means I'm clean and well-rested.
And besides, we all know that being clean and having a nice bed could actually lead to sex, right?