Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Overheard in the Bathroom

"Holy Shit, wow, look at this."
"That's some good stuff."
"It's like over an inch long!"
"Oh yeah, you're totally ovulating.  I want you to know when you leave this house, if you see a hunka hunka burnin love, you have my full permission to go make a baby."
"Honey, don't put thoughts like that in my head!"
"I'm not putting any thoughts in your head.  I'm making suggestions.  Very strong suggestions."
"There was that guy at my meeting this morning.  He was so hot and I thought, man, if I were a guy that's the guy I'd like to be."
"OK, good.  Go find him and have sex with your man self.  And I will fully understand if you don't make it home in time for dinner tonight."
"You're crazy."
"I know.  Have fun!  Go make me a baby!"


Anonymous said...

Sounds like some random man is going to have the luckiest day of his life! Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I'm jealous, Fern never lets me show off my stretchy CM - she doesn't want to see it! :(

AdventuresInBabyMaking said...

This is cracking me up! So effing funny. And so effing true.

Jen said...

So funny and I totally got a mental picture during the entire dialogue!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Watch out, she's on the prowl!

PS - Nice change to the page.

cindyhoo2 said...

ha! I have tried and tried to talk my partner into this. She is still pretty resistant also... something about being a lesbian and all ;-)

Great post!

Anonymous said...

This is pretty darn funny.. xo L

The Amily Diaries said...


Gia said...

totally funny!