"My name is Ixxxxx and I really need a job. No one seems to want to hire me because they think I don't have any experience. I,m currently babysitting a family members 4 month old until Sunday. I have alot of energy. I will be able to manage with your two twins."
I can't even believe it's for real. Seriously?!?!
On the other hand, it sounds like she read far enough to see we have twins.