Sunday, July 6, 2008

The Evil Ms. C

Cl.o.mid that is.

I'm done! I made it through five days with no side effects other than being a little bit more prone to crying and this:

"I hope you DIE," yelled at K with eyes wide open in the middle of the night.
"Honey, I think you're having a nightmare."
"Oh. I am", and with that I went back to sleep.

That was me yelling at my stepfather (I don't want K to die!).

Funny thing about the Evil Ms C, she makes me dream very vividly for one (and I'm taking it in the morning) but also, I remember with incredible clarity ALL of the crazy dreams.

The night before that, I did yoga on the lawn with J. Lo. Yep. I don't even care about J.Lo, don't know what she sings, don't know much about J. Lo other than that big booty, but damned if we didn't have an awesome yoga session on her lawn.

Also that night, a naked man chasing me who had white mushrooms growing on his, ahem, 'member'.

WTF?!?

If this is the worst thing the Evil Ms. C has in store for me, it's all good.

Tomorrow I have a date with the dildocam and we'll see if this is taking me anywhere good.

9 comments:

Rachel said...

Hm, of all your dreams, I'd definitely shoot for yoga with J.Lo again. Wishing you the best of follicle growth in the morning.

starrhillgirl said...

This reminded me I used to include my dreams on my chart - they were never so amusing as yours, though.

I've got my fingers crossed for the perfect number of follicles tomorrow.

C&H said...

Sweet! Yoga and J.LO on the lawn...I'm so there. Hey, maybe the mushroom man can join us. ;)

CCB said...

I have obnoxious dreams on clomid too. Right now I just have sore boobs, general misery, bitchiness, and ridiculous dreams. Oh, and no patience at all. I am only on day 3 (of clomid)! It's going to be a loooong two more days for my wife!

Tui said...

Oh god - K has crazy enough dreams without the drugs, I dread to think what will come out then!! (already had several versiouns of the sitting bolt upright and being yelled at one - it took me a long time to get used to them but now I find it hilarious lol)

But you're right - on the scale of side effects it sounds like you did pretty well!

jessie said...

yoga with j. lo? i'm jealous! :)

j.k-c. said...

Nice dreams...yoga with j.lo, huh?
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but really you should know...Clomid side effects last all month long. The most frustrating are the fake pregnancy symptoms (sore boobs, hot flashes, nausea, etc.) during the TWW. I just want you to be warned because Clomid played nasty tricks on me the first few months I took it.

giggleblue said...

are you sure you aren't taking chantix?? i've heard those produce some pretty nice dreams - kinda pornstarish... nothing like those white mushrooms.

i'm sorry you experienced that, btw. that must have been god-awful. i hope he shaved!

Lizzie said...

Half way through my 5 days of Clomid. So far, so good. Though I have heard from some people that the side effects start after the pills stop (???). I'd take a J.Lo side effect, though. :)