Saturday, January 9, 2010

I Think Someone Already Took This NickName

I've had a new 'pregnancy pain' this past week. One that leaves me giving a (more than) little yelp from the recliner/couch.
One that makes Chicken poke her head out with (more than) a little concern to see what the hell is going on and if I am OK.
When your wife has recently been hospitalized and then released and then almost hospitalized AGAIN, your nerves are probably a bit shot.

So, I've started yelling out "Fire Cro.tch!" or "Fire in the Hole!" after the yelping so she knows not to worry so much.

The pressure from 10 lbs of baby head(s) pressing on my cervix is getting fiery indeed. Yowza.
I guess this is just one more way my body is preparing for the exit strategy.

Speaking of: 28 more days until said exit strategy must be accomplished.
34 weeks today. Hooray!

13 comments:

Ruby said...

You are hilarious.

Congratulations on 34 weeks! You are ahead of your ticker!

AdventuresInBabyMaking said...

34 weeks already?! Where does the time go? Sorry to hear about the vaj j troubles - any chance it will be temporary? Or will it be here for the rest of the ride?

alimis said...

Congrats on making it to 34 weeks!

projectkjetil said...

Pip pip and cheerio on 34 weeks! You're doing great, and the firecrotch thing... that's just pure entertainment. Except when it's your crotch. But good job on keeping your sense of humor about it!

Growing up Clangley said...

wow! youre so close! the countdown is on!!!

loveinventsus said...

You ARE hilarious. Fire in the hole! That is too much. Huge congrats on 34 weeks!

Next in Line said...

34 weeks! Yes that is great news for those little fishies. Dam it about the fire in the hole.

Gayby Rabies said...

Yikes that sounds uncomfortable! But congrats on hitting the 34 week mark.

Sunny said...

Ooooh, 34 weeks. I am so jealous, being on bedrest at only 26 weeks, that feels SOOO far away! Congratulations and sorry about the firey crotch. *winces*

Mommy D said...

Congrats on 34 weeks!!!!!

Laurie said...

I used to call that pain "marathon" because it would suddenly feel like my cervix had run a marathon and was having a wild charlie horse cramp or something, lol.

Bella said...

Great to hear from you! Somehow I lost the link to your blog and couldn't find it again, so I was excited to see your comment! Congrats and 34 weeks and on being able to stay home with the twins! Hope that fire in the hole gets better!!! :)

Two Moms, Two Monkeys said...

Hey Puffer, just wanted to let you know that there is an unofficial rule that as you get closer to the end of your pregnancy, you must blog often so we know all is still ok. ;)

Just checkin in on you. Almost to 35 weeks!