Because I was just sitting on the couch when I felt something....slide, roll, slip? (what's the word I'm looking for here...?) out of my nose and all over my shirt.
That would be blood steadily streaming out of my left nostril. Always the left, never the right. And that my friends makes no sense at all, because if there was ever a nostril that should be bleeding it should be the right. Ahem.
So, me and the neti pot? Well, I still made it for 2 weeks without a nosebleed.
In the meantime, I'll just be here looking pretty in my Ugg.s, baggy sweats, blood stained Tshirt and toilet paper shoved up my nose.