Monday, November 9, 2009

Go Away Piggy, Don't Come Around Here No More

The same cousin who called me a goddess? Her husband has the swine flu. And she knew it, but she wasn't sick so she came to the shower and stayed the night anyway.

God help me if I get the rabid case of the rancid pig because of course I haven't been vaccinated. Not for lack of trying, just that my OB practice has still not received their shipment.
I have an rx for Tami.flu in my little hands should it come to that, but I hope to hell it doesn't.

Oh and my mom is starting to wear on me. Is it Wednesday yet? I need Puffer alone time now, please. I just want to sleep and recoup from the weekend. I am SO not in the mood to get things done because I have NO energy today.

PS--But she DID go to the grocery store by herself!! Woot Woot!


Anonymous said...

FYI, I called both my regular OB and my high-risk OB when I found out a co-worker's daughter had the swine flu and he was coming into work. They both told me you had to come into direct contact with someone showing symptoms to get it. And I didn't get it. Hope that helps!

Next in Line said...

This is a great beginning. Your mom has made one trip outside. You are tired and pregnant. She has gotta make more trips out by herself! Maybe she needs some kind of NY immersion therapy! If you can send her on errands and nap.

2momswithaplan said...

My niece had it and I was in direct contact with her the week she was diagnosed, thankfully I didn't get it. I hope you stay free from the piggy flu!

CJ said...

It's only one day away from Wednesday, if that helps! Hope you stay well!! I'd be mad!!

Carrie said...

Hope you dont get the piggy flu!

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, what is wrong with people??? I'm hoping you didn't catch anything.

Almost Wednesday!

Anonymous said...

I think you should hang a sign on your front door that says " We heart bacon. Yum!" Perhaps that will be as affective as a flu shot? Ok, maybe not.

PS - it's almost Wednesday!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Pufferfish & Chicken,
Hope you avoid the dreaded Piggy Flu. Good that you have Tami.flu on hand because that stuff works.

Do you have an e-mail address I can contact you on?